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Default I would like to make come Jesus foods for Christmas

On Fri, 08 Nov 2019 05:02:28 +0700, Jeßus > wrote:

>On Thu, 07 Nov 2019 15:57:07 -0600, Marilyn >
>wrote:
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>>I want to prepare some foods that would be suitable for Jesus in his
>>time in history. This can be cooked dishes, deserts, beverages, cookies,
>>candy etc.

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>Cookies and candy. LOL.
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>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anci...aelite_cuisine
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>I don't think you really want to follow through with this idea, nobody
>will enjoy the food, assuming you can even source authentic
>ingredients.



Well since jesus was completely a imagined being then any foods that
could be imagined would be suitable...
For instance I have a pumpkin growing in my herb garden that I never
planted and it is constantly weeping dark chocolate... In another herb
garden I have a watermelon sized steak that is perfectly grilled and
it just keeps getting bigger and bigger! I even have a coffee tree
that does not produce sap it produces coffee by the cup with 1 sugar
and 1 cream already mixed in and stirred an not too hot but definitely
not cold.

I have one of those little kiddy pools and every morning there are
fresh cauliflower that appear like magic...

Ya see imagined things can be fun, or in the case of a god/jesus they
may be evil and murder you, rape your children, rape your wife,
torture your parents then murder then also. I mean that is if that
christian god has its way.

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