Julie Bove wrote:
>
> > wrote in message
> ...
>> On Sat, 13 Jul 2019 05:02:27 -0000 (UTC), Jinx the Minx
>> > wrote:
>>
>>> Sqwertz > wrote:
>>>> On Fri, 12 Jul 2019 15:13:56 -0700, Julie Bove wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> I love celery and I do eat it and use it in cooking
>>>>> but juicing allows me to consume more of it. I don't have a
>>>>> juicer. I chop
>>>>> three ribs, put it in a cup of water, then strain and drink
>>>>> over ice. I do
>>>>> not use cheesecloth as recommended to strain. I pour it through
>>>>> a scoop with
>>>>> holes in it so I am getting some of the pulp.
>>>>
>>>> That's ridiculous.* No doubt you got that* from one of your kook
>>>> sires or your kook doctors.
>>>>
>>>> -sw
>>>
>>> It's the latest and greatest "thing" now. Here you go:
>>>
>>> https://www.amazon.com/Medical-Mediu.../dp/140195765X
>>>
>>
>> Juicing celery is stupid when you can simply eat raw celery by the
>> stalk.** Tastes extra good soaked in bloody marys, or stuffed with
>> blue cheese.
>
> You can't eat much of it if you have to watch your fiber intake.

Pay no attention to Popeye. He only shoves those celery stalks up
his butt. Sort of a sailor' buttplug.

He just gets bored when the mayan is away, working at the local
cathouse.