On Fri, 28 Jun 2019 16:52:11 -0500, Hank Rogers >
wrote:

>Bruce wrote:
>> On Fri, 28 Jun 2019 14:15:28 +0100, Pamela >
>> wrote:
>>
>>> On 20:28 27 Jun 2019, "Julie Bove" > wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Pamela" > wrote in message
>>>> ...
>>>>>
>>>>> Why don't you just marry the gardener and make everything regular?
>>>>
>>>> He has a GF. I have a guy. I don't want to get married.
>>>
>>> It sounds like an emotionally complicated life.
>>
>> How much simpler can it be?
>>
>
>Indeed, very simple:
>
>The new gardener trims and manicures and manipulates her bush daily,
>for room and board in the backyard shed.
>
>But when Popeye flies over to Bothel for the weekend, he takes over
>and the poor gardener stays in the shed till Popeye sails back home.
>
>She has a guy. A 77 year old sailor. No gardener can compete. The
>poor gardener is stuck with some old mexican woman.

That's riveting stuff. When can we expect the next episode of "Hank's
Fantasies"?