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Bruce[_28_]

On Tue, 25 Jun 2019 11:37:19 -0300, wrote:

>On Tue, 25 Jun 2019 08:28:55 -0600, graham > wrote:
>
>>On 2019-06-25 6:25 a.m., Gary wrote:
>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>> graham wrote:
>>>>> If USians think that Sandy Hook is an acceptable price to maintain their
>>>>> gun policy, who are we to judge?
>>>>
>>>> Yes, I read there is the final disrespect for the grief of the parents
>>>> that they are making the whole thing up, Sandy Hook was fake news!
>>>
>>> You non-thinkers. Sandy Hook was not fake news but more
>>> restrictive gun laws would NOT have prevented it. Get rid of your
>>> cars. They kill more people each year than guns do. Learn to ride
>>> a bike or just not travel.
>>>
>>> Go after the evil people, not the tools that they use to kill.
>>>
>>QUESTION:
>> You're a policeman, on duty by yourself.
>>You are walking on a deserted street late at night.
>>Suddenly, an armed man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks
>>eyes with you,
>>screams something that sounds like obscenities, raises the knife and
>>lunges at you.
>>You are carrying your truncheon and are an expert in using it.
>>However, you have only a split second to react before he reaches you.
>>What do you do?
>>
>>ANSWERS:
>>
>>Australian Police Officer:
>>BANG !
>>
>>American Police Officer:
>>BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG !
>>'Click'...Reload... BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG !
>>BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG !
>>
>>Glasgow Police Officer:
>>"Haw, Jimmie....! Drop the wee knifie reight noo, unless ye want it
>>stuck up yer arse!
>
>Love it

But will you go to the police officer's funeral?