On Fri, 31 May 2019 15:43:11 -0700, Leonard Blaisdell
> wrote:

>In article >, tert in seattle
> wrote:
>
>> although there are health benefits to eating lettuce despite its lack
>> of vitamins I do not advocate for BLT wholeness/purity based on that
>>
>> as Gary eloquenty put it lettuce adds the crunch factor - texture is a
>> major transcendent property of BLTs
>
>My wife likes bat sandwiches. Since bats are so hard to catch, we
>substitute bacon, avocado and tomato.
>
>leo

Now that's funny