In article >, tert in seattle
> wrote:

> although there are health benefits to eating lettuce despite its lack
> of vitamins I do not advocate for BLT wholeness/purity based on that
>
> as Gary eloquenty put it lettuce adds the crunch factor - texture is a
> major transcendent property of BLTs

My wife likes bat sandwiches. Since bats are so hard to catch, we
substitute bacon, avocado and tomato.

leo