FoodBanter.com - View Single Post - Off topic for sure, but I have a small quandary

Gary

wrote:
>
> On Fri, 12 Apr 2019 Dave Smith wrote:
> >On 2019-04-12 lucretiaborgia wrote:
> >>On Fri, 12 Apr 2019 Dave Smith
> >
> >>> If there are lines I go to the one with the most men in it. They tend
> >>> to have fewer items and they usually have their cash or debit card in
> >>> hand so that as soon as the cashier had rung everything through they
> >>> hand over the payment. Old women, OTOH, stand there and watch their
> >>> stuff being checked out and then when the total is announced they open
> >>> open up the purse, look for the wallet, look for the card...
> >>
> >> Smiths usual misogynistic shit !
> >
> >Yeah. I know. The truth hurts.
>
> I see just as many men at the checkout day dreaming and unprepared to
> pay, then they need to pull a way over stuffed wallet from a back
> pocket that appears like a cancer growth... they need to shuffle
> through a whole deck of plastic cards or have to muddle through a wad
> of wrinkled bills, all the denominations mixed together. I also see
> mostly men wanting to pay with a debit card that hasn't enough funds
> available and there they are holding up the line while deciding what
> to put back.
>
> I shop with a list and mostly stick to it. I know the prices and
> calculate the total before leaving home. I'm usually within a dollar
> and have the money ready in hand.

All yoose men and womens are full of it... People pushing
shopping carts into your ankles, blocking aisles while paying no
attention to others, standing at the checkout picking out pennies
or using bad debit cards or expired credit cards, turban wearing
mid-eastern fellows chasing you with a broom...and on and on.

If any of those silly stories are true, yoose need to move to my
area and shop early. I have honestly NEVER encountered any of
these silly situations. Never! WTF?