On Friday, March 1, 2019 at 10:10:06 AM UTC-10, tert in seattle wrote:
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> this was flaccid "bacon"

I have had turkey bacon. It's not bad - as long as you don't expect it to be anything like turkey or bacon. It reminds me of meat-like material meant for emergency use similar to Spam. As a matter of fact, you can make something similar to turkey bacon by cutting Spam into thin slices and frying it up until crispy.