On Thu, 28 Feb 2019 12:45:53 -0800 (PST), dsi1
> wrote:

>On Thursday, February 28, 2019 at 10:26:33 AM UTC-10, Ophelia wrote:
>>
>> Ugh! I don't often cook bacon but when I do I want it to be the real
>> thing!! Same as everything for me really.
>
>They shouldn't sell that stuff as any kind of bacon. It's much better to just call it what it is - chopped and formed turkey semi-meatlike substance strips.

But would "chopped and formed turkey semi-meatlike substance strips"
work well in a commercial?

> I'll bet a nickel that your dog would love it.

I hope you're not putting down food for the common people. Gary no
like that! Besides, you'd love to have some around when that famine
hits!