Thread: There's a Rat in my Microwave Oven
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Default There's a Rat in my Microwave Oven
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> On Wed, 23 Jan 2019 Mother of Seven wrote:
>>
>> When I opened my microwave oven this morning, there was a rat inside. I
>> was going to get my husband's rifle, but did not want to make a hole in
>> the microwave. So I just slammed the door again, and turned on the
>> power. I cooked that rat for 10 minutes on high. Not only did that kill
>> it, but it looks like it's well cooked. I just wonder if they are
>> edible? My kids are hungry, so everything I can feed them helps. Ever
>> since the government shutdown, I am no longer able to get WIC food for
>> the kids and our food stamps have beeen cut too.
>
> How about getting a J O B... one that doesn't necessitate spreading
> your legs.
>
Hey mister want to bang my sister?

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