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I was Kicked Out of Thanksgiving Dinner
A trolling story intended to do just what it has!
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> I am a recovering alcoholic, and yesterday I was unfairly Kicked Out
> of Thanksgiving Dinner
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> I was invited by some of my relatives yesterday for Thanksgiving.
> During dinner they kept sipping their wine and I sipped some coffee
> instead. After they finished the first bottle of wine, they opened
> another. That's when I started telling them how they were turning
> into alcoholics. Everytime they poured another glass of the poison, I
> would say "Hi, my name is Greg and I am an alcoholic. Would any of
> you like to admit you are an alcoholic and address the table with your
> reason for drinking"? None of them would admit to their addiction,
> and I became upset. I told them that they would soon be in recovery
> or their drinking would destroy their lives. Everytime they poured
> another glass, I repeated this message to them. When they brought out
> the third bottle, and sat it on my side of the table, I became
> furious. I said "hi, my name is Greg, I am an alcoholic, and I am not
> going to tolerate your abusive alcoholic behavior any longer." That's
> when I grabbed that bottle and smashed it on the floor. I thought I
> was doing a good job of helping them maintain whatever was left of
> their sobriety. But NO, my brother hauled off and hit me in the
> stomach with his fist. I quickly told him to admit he is an
> alcoholic, or he would regret what he just did. He refused and told
> me to "**** off". Thats when I got off my chair, lifted the chair and
> busted it across his head. Somehow the table collapsed at the same
> time and all the turkey and food went on to the floor. My brother was
> bleeding badly, when I told him that since this is Thanksgiving, he
> would someday thank me for stopping his drinking on this day. But
> instead of accepting my assistance, he smashed his fist in my face. I
> proceeded to beat the living shit out of him on floor on top of all
> the food. Thats when my sisterinlaw (his wife) came up to me and
> tossed a glass of wine in my face. That did it. I threw her into the
> wall, and busted both her glasses and the wall. Instead of listening
> to my advice, dad, who is 87 years old, walks over to the liquor
> cabinet, grabs a bottle of whiskey, and takes a swallow. Then he
> walks over to me, throws me against the wall, and shoves the bottle in
> my mouth, breaking my tooth. He pours half the bottle down my throat
> and tells me it's time I learn to drink like a man. Then everyone
> there grabbed me, threw me to the floor, on top of the smashed turkey.
> Then dad poured the rest of that bottle down my throat. I could not
> fight all 15 or 20 people, and I swallowed at least half of that
> bottle. I got up and said "Hi, my name is Greg and I am an
> alcoholic".Uncle Roy steps over to me, grabs me around the throat and
> tells me if I say that one more time, I will regret it. I started to
> say "hi my name is......". Thats when they all grabbed me, drug me
> out to my car and told me to leave and not come back. I dont
> know how I got home because I was too drunk and injured to remember
> what I was doing. Somehow I got home, and I have been sitting here
> ever since wondering what I did that was so wrong to deserve that
> treatment. Worse yet, I think I relapsed, even though I did not drink
> the alcohol by choice, and almost drowned from it.
>
> It's 3am and I just called them later a little while ago to apologise.
> They told me they were sleeping, and not to call again. I told them I
> called to ralk, and must talk now. They also told me both my brother
> and his wife were taken to the hospital in an ambulance, and both had
> broken bones from my beating on them. I wanted to say I was sorry and
> explain that I was only trying to save them from their alcoholism.
> Instead I started to say "hi my name is......" when they hung
> up one me. This upset me even more. Now I am not sure what to do.
> Should I go back to detox or what? Should I call the police and tell
> them that my relatives are drunk? I just dont know what to do.
>
> Happy ****ing Thanksgiving
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