On Mon, 24 Dec 2018 01:31:23 -0800, "Julie Bove"
> wrote:

>
>"Sqwertz" > wrote in message
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>> On Sun, 23 Dec 2018 02:51:24 -0800, Julie Bove wrote:
>>
>>> Last night my gardener was looking for microwave popcorn. I used to buy
>>> it.
>>> I don't eat it. I pop my own in a pan. He asked if I could make him some
>>> and
>>> put a little brown sugar in it.
>>
>> That's enough reading for me, thank you. It's pretty clear you're
>> his bitch.
>
>Why, Steve! I do believe you're jealous! I love to pamper the people in my
>life. Anything I can do for them that doesn't cost me a lot of money, I do.

Pedro should be paying for your, um... servicing him.