On Tue, 27 Nov 2018 00:44:19 +0000 (UTC), tert in seattle wrote:

> it's a retirement party
>
> I missed the opportunity to contribute $5 so now I need to bring an
> appetizer, salad, or dessert
>
> would a turkey pasta salad be a terrible idea?

Yes. Most people are trying to use up their own leftover turkey.
They don't want yours, too.

Grape Nuts and prune juice.

-sw