On Wednesday, November 21, 2018 at 11:22:08 AM UTC-10, Terry Coombs wrote:
> On 11/21/2018 3:07 PM, GM wrote:
> > http://www.grubstreet.com/2018/11/pe...-the-best.html
> >
> > The Best Pie Is Pecan
> >
> > By Chris Crowley
> >
> > "Its Thanksgiving, a time to gather, eat too much, and argue with your family about their controversial opinions. Its not always fun, but at least there will be dessert, and on Thanksgiving, dessert means pie, and at my house €” and hopefully yours €” it means pecan pie, which is the best pie.
> >
> > The reasons are as clear as they are simple. The purpose of any pie, of course, is to elevate its star ingredient. The best pies transform otherwise fine ingredients into the best possible versions of themselves. Cherry pie, for example, is great, and its better than raw cherries. But raw cherries are also pretty good, so it doesnt take much heavy lifting to make them better. Key limes, on the other hand, are inedible, yet key lime pie is one of mankinds great achievements. That brings us to pecans: one of the worst nuts. People will eat peanuts, cashews, and almonds by the handful. Meanwhile, raw-pecan people are, if were being generous, outliers, and probably best avoided. A pecan-pie person, though? That is a person who knows whats up, because they know what all pecan-pie people know: that the addition of vanilla, eggs, brown sugar, a little bit of heat, and a buttery, flakey crust will turn these frankly poor nuts into the only dessert thats worth eating after an hours-long autumnal feast.
> >
> > Sure, there are other pies that people like to eat on Thanksgiving. If there is such a thing as too wholesome, it is apple pie. Its comforting, familiar, and incredibly boring. Apple pie is the Hallmark movie of desserts. Its too basic to be exciting.
> >
> > Speaking of basic, the mere existence of €œpumpkin-spice latte season€� should be enough to disqualify pumpkin pie from any best-pie discussion. Pumpkin pie is also not a vehicle for pumpkin improvement. It is a vehicle for cinnamon, nutmeg, and clove €” all fine spices, but hardly things that are made better solely by their inclusion in a pie. If a pies main flavors can be successfully reduced into a seasonal coffee gimmick, theyd better work in a pie.
> >
> > Pecan pie is all about the pecan life. It does not require a scoop of ice cream, or a dollop of whipped cream, or, God forbid, something like a slice of cheddar (another knock against apple pie). Pecan pie is a pie that stands on its own. It has the gooeyness of a candy bar, the crunchy texture and warm flavor of toasted nuts, and that flaky, buttery crust.
> >
> > Having just laid out the ironclad argument for why pecan pie is objectively the best pie, I will also confess that I have an admittedly subjective soft-spot for pecan pie, because my mom, a talented baker, has made it for Thanksgiving every year since I was in high school. While everyone else gears up for the potatoes, or for the day afters leftovers, I spend November looking forward to that pie, because I know that no matter what else happens, it will be there and it wont let me down €” and what more could you want from Thanksgiving?"
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> > </>
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> Â* My wife had to find a recipe* that doesn't use corn syrup since corn
> products disagree with her system and there's a pecan pie sittin' on the
> counter as I type , baked this morning . And 2 apple pies ... she likes
> to send one home with our bachelor son .
>
> * I can post that recipe if anyone's interested . It's every bit as good
> as any pecan pie I've ever had .
>
> --
> Snag
> Yes , I'm old
> and crochety - and armed .
> Get outta my woods !

I have made this pie. It makes a better pie if you're the type that would prefer a pie that's less oozy and gooey. Let's face it, pecan pie was invented by a guy that wanted to sell more corn syrup. As far as that goes, that idea was a great success.