On Monday, November 12, 2018 at 11:36:18 PM UTC-6, dsi1 wrote:
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> Tell those gals that, as the lord of the land, you proclaim the right of primae noctis. "Are there and virgins here?" That's always good for a laugh - I think.

I had a virgin once. Never again!! *I* was self-taught, and I'm damned good at it too! I expect the same from a prospective mate!

John Kuthe...