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tert in seattle

writes:
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>"Julie Bove" wrote in message news >
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>"Ophelia" > wrote in message
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>> "Julie Bove" wrote in message news >>
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>> "Cheri" > wrote in message
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>>> "Julie Bove" > wrote in message
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>>>> He can't because it's a lie. I'm a writer. Yes, I am writing again and
>>>> yes my stuff is online but I won't say where. I don't use my real name
>>>> there and I prefer it to be a happy place.
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>>> If you prefer a happy place, it's very smart of you to be anonymous.
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>>> Cheri
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>> Yes it is! Here's a nice poem for you. And if anyone wants me to write one
>> for them on the fly, just ask and I will.
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>> TRANQUILITY
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>> I want to walk down endless
>> stretches of beach,
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>> run into the tide,
>> tempting it to wet my feet.
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>> Each time the waves retreat, new
>> treasures are left behind
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>> waiting to be found.
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>> I lie on the sun bleached
>> driftwood
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>> beneath the salt air.
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>> The warm sun beats down
>> through cold wind.
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>> I know that all is right
>> with the world.
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>> Yes, please I would love one)
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>Okay. Here goes.
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>Ophelia
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>Ophelia is her name.
>And cooking is her game.
>Swiss chard is not her thing.
>But it makes her husband sing!
>She's not fond of hot spice.
>But mild seasonings are very nice.
>Her adversary's name is Janet.
>I imagine Janet looks like a gannet.
>At least I know she is a bird.
>Slang for a female, that's the word.
>Ophelia rules with fowl or fish.
>I'm not sure what's her favorite dish.
>Her husband likes bread of corn flour.
>I think it enhances his brain power.
>A smart man is he to have wed her.
>I'm sure most here will certainly concur.
>For she does make such lovely meals.
>Everything she makes really appeals.
>Yes, Ophelia is just ever so fine.
>And at her table, I'd like to dine!
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>LOL Thank you )

oooh let me try one!

My name is John
I'd rather be dead.
I have no girlfriend
Or any brain in my head.