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"jmcquown" > wrote in message
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> On 11/10/2018 5:27 AM, Julie Bove wrote:
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>> > wrote in message
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>>> On Friday, November 9, 2018 at 8:35:46 PM UTC-6, Sqwertz wrote:
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>>>> She'll be along here in a few hours denying she ever denied it. Or
>>>> that we misinterpreted what she said.
>>>>
>>>> -sw
>>>>
>>> *SNORT*

>>
>> Oh, a cocaine addict! That explains your behavior.

>
> Nothing explains *your* whiny can't, won't, don't like, ewwww behavior
> when it comes to food.


Oh? You seem not to like beans, cold foods or canned peas. Can you explain
that?

Oh wait! It's okay when it's you. Let me write you a poem,

McBiddy

She lives in a house that her parents owned.
I believe she likes her chicken to be boned.
Don't give her a salad. For they are cold.
She doesn't like them. That's what we were told.
Peas from the freezer are mighty fine!
Those little green orbs that grow on a vine.
They do come in cans all soft and yummy.
Ah but those things will never hit her tummy.
Not even the kind that Sheldon prefers.
They might be in his cupboard but never in hers.
No signal on her island. No cell phone has she.
In some ways she lives like it's 1983.
She likes to read books and hang out with her cat.
For living on Dataw, that's where it's at.
Does she like to go to visit the club?
No, in fact she pokes fun at their grub.
Grocery store ads are new-fangled and weird.
When they come in the mailbox, I think she's afeard.
She posted a pic where she seemed to have no hair.
Said she was at a picnic. I don't really care.
Picnics have cold food. Am sure she turned up her nose.
Her likes and dislikes on us she'll impose.
And now I shall leave you with a psychology fact.
It's really quite simple. Not at all abstract.
When things about others are things we dislike...
It's often because we are so very alike.
It's a trait in you that you can't stand.
But you see it in me! Now isn't that grand?