I made a whole bunch of 'em, tonight. I cut 'em right, but didn't cook
'em long enough. More lumps than I've ever seen; I've been mashing
potatoes fer over 60 yrs and I never seen the like!

OTOH, I can't recall a single instance when I was more annoyed by lumpy
mashed potatoes than I was by STARVING TO FREAKIN' DEATH!!

nb