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Hank Rogers[_2_]

wrote:
> On Mon, 13 Aug 2018 21:26:01 -0400, jmcquown >
> wrote:
>
>> On 8/13/2018 9:04 PM, wrote:
>>>
>>>> Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>>>>> On 8/13/2018 6:53 PM, jmcquown wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> After lamb pancakes are my least favorite food...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I've never heard of lamb pancakes.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You demonstrate the reading ability of a retarded five year old.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Grammar really isn't your forte, is it? It should read: "After lamb,
>>>>>> pancakes are..."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Jill
>>>
>>> You likely say fortay... it's properly pronounced FORT!
>>> That would be one of those redundant commas that yoose comma freaks
>>> stick everywhere, even up your orifices. A comma does NOT belong in
>>> my sentence. With all the reading you claim to do you are wasting
>>> your time... you are incapable of reading comprehension as well.
>>>
>> Don't try to defend it. We read it for comprehension but know it's
>> incorrect grammar. I guess the Navy didn't teach you that, either.
>>
>> Jill
>
> You are one of the redundant comma users because you are a stutterer.
> Actually from listening to your speech you are indeed a stutterer and
> you leave long annoying pauses in your speech where you would insert
> redundant commas. Your speech is sickening to listen to, you can
> barely spit out the words... you have the speech pattern of the
> typical backwoods southerner.
> BTW, I taught the navy more than they taught me, a lot more... there
> was nothing they could teach me about cooking, truth is I taught them.
>

Yes sir Admiral Popeye! Yoose was the bestest sailor ever. Why we
wouldn't have a navy anymore if yoose hadn't come along and saved the day.