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Default Banana Bread is IN DA OVEN!! 1:37PM!

On Saturday, August 4, 2018 at 10:08:58 PM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
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> The main reason we didn't get along was because afte 14 years of
> wedded bliss she loved to **** but she wouldn't suck my dick. Oddly
> enough after we we were divorced for a few years I still got along
> very well with her mom and we'd go out for Chinese about once a month
> ... one day when I visited her mom and we talked for a while she was
> curious and she joined me in the shower, she sucked my dick and
> swallowed a huge load and then we ****ed. This was a long while ago.
> My ex MIL was about 45 and was alone, her husband had died from a
> kidney infection and I was single with no girlfriend. We maintained
> our sexual relationship for about a year ...


ShelDUM has some elaborate sexual FANTASIES!!

Poor ShelDUM!! Can't get it UP anymore, eh buddy?

John Kuthe...