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jmcquown[_2_]

On 7/26/2018 5:02 PM, wrote:
> On Thu, 26 Jul 2018 13:36:29 -0500, Hank Rogers >
> wrote:
>
>> Sheldon wrote:
>>> On Wed, 25 Jul 2018 21:43:36 -0500, Terry Coombs wrote:
>>>
>>>> After my wife finished her plate she ...
>>>
>>> "MY wife"? Does she know you refer to her as your possession?
>>> How rude!
>>>
>>
>> Jealous Popeye? Yoose ain't even got a wife, except the imaginary one.
>
> I've always been married since I was 22 years old, and now 26 years
> with number four. I've never been single very long, less than a year
> between each. Women have always been very attracted to me, seems they
> enjoy my sense of humor and they especially love my voice.

They must be crazy. I have no idea what you look like but I found your
voice to be very grating.

> I think
> women are very attracted to men with a real man's voice. If the first
> thing women hears is a whiney nasal voice and with long pauses between
> words the guy hasn't a chance.

You don't give them a chance to get a word in edgewise!

Jill