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Hank Rogers[_2_]

wrote:
> On Thu, 26 Jul 2018 13:36:29 -0500, Hank Rogers >
> wrote:
>
>> Sheldon wrote:
>>> On Wed, 25 Jul 2018 21:43:36 -0500, Terry Coombs wrote:
>>>
>>>> After my wife finished her plate she ...
>>>
>>> "MY wife"? Does she know you refer to her as your possession?
>>> How rude!
>>>
>>
>> Jealous Popeye? Yoose ain't even got a wife, except the imaginary one.
>
> I've always been married since I was 22 years old, and now 26 years
> with number four. I've never been single very long, less than a year
> between each. Women have always been very attracted to me, seems they
> enjoy my sense of humor and they especially love my voice. I think
> women are very attracted to men with a real man's voice. If the first
> thing women hears is a whiney nasal voice and with long pauses between
> words the guy hasn't a chance. Listen to The Donald, most of his
> successs is credited to his speaking voice, he has perfect pitch and
> perfect cadence... women can't resist. I also like a woman who speaks
> well. and that she has a flawless complexion. My wife has a very nice
> complexion but she is often jealous that my complexion is finer than
> people half my age. She is constantly asking why I have no wrinkles
> and why I have a mop Elvis would've been proud of. I also have much
> nicer teeth than people half my age, I have all 32, only lost two
> wisdoms, but I'm plenty wise enough, too wiseass for my own good. My
> wife says that mostly it's my big baby blues that did it for her, and
> she loves that I ogled her and still do every day. Any woman says
> that after all the hundred$ they spend each month on hair, makeup,
> clothes, dainties, etc. that they resent men ogling them is FOS! In
> my world ogling is half the battle of getting into a woman's panties.
> Time for truth, it's more difficult getting into a womans bra than
> into her panties, and that's always been true since I've been fifteen
> years old. American women hold their breasts more sacrocinct
> far more than their vaginas. Most any fifteen year old girl will
> sooner let a guy into her vagina than her bra. And I know why.
>
>

Wow, Popeye. Yoose sure have low self esteem.