On Thu, 26 Jul 2018 13:36:29 -0500, Hank Rogers >
wrote:

>Sheldon wrote:
>> On Wed, 25 Jul 2018 21:43:36 -0500, Terry Coombs wrote:
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>>> After my wife finished her plate she ...
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>> "MY wife"? Does she know you refer to her as your possession?
>> How rude!
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>
>Jealous Popeye? Yoose ain't even got a wife, except the imaginary one.

I've always been married since I was 22 years old, and now 26 years
with number four. I've never been single very long, less than a year
between each. Women have always been very attracted to me, seems they
enjoy my sense of humor and they especially love my voice. I think
women are very attracted to men with a real man's voice. If the first
thing women hears is a whiney nasal voice and with long pauses between
words the guy hasn't a chance. Listen to The Donald, most of his
successs is credited to his speaking voice, he has perfect pitch and
perfect cadence... women can't resist. I also like a woman who speaks
well. and that she has a flawless complexion. My wife has a very nice
complexion but she is often jealous that my complexion is finer than
people half my age. She is constantly asking why I have no wrinkles
and why I have a mop Elvis would've been proud of. I also have much
nicer teeth than people half my age, I have all 32, only lost two
wisdoms, but I'm plenty wise enough, too wiseass for my own good. My
wife says that mostly it's my big baby blues that did it for her, and
she loves that I ogled her and still do every day. Any woman says
that after all the hundred$ they spend each month on hair, makeup,
clothes, dainties, etc. that they resent men ogling them is FOS! In
my world ogling is half the battle of getting into a woman's panties.
Time for truth, it's more difficult getting into a womans bra than
into her panties, and that's always been true since I've been fifteen
years old. American women hold their breasts more sacrocinct
far more than their vaginas. Most any fifteen year old girl will
sooner let a guy into her vagina than her bra. And I know why.