For vegetarians who like meat but don't want to kill for it:

http://www.lamyong.com.au/b7.html

Ingredients:
Textured soy protein (44%), water, vegetable oil, whey protein, sugar,
wheat flour, salt, vegetarian seasonings, permitted food colouring
(E150d)

I don't need the colouring. So what if it looks less pink or brown? I
already know it's not a dead animal. And "vegetarian seasonings"
sounds a bit dubious. Why not say what it is?

But, other than that, it was very nice in a savoury, meaty kind of
way. And meat eaters who are prepared to try something new, could
always use 2 olives to pretend it has eyes.