"Salad Cream, one of the UK's most traditional condiments may be
renamed Sandwich Cream, it has been reported."

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-44373387

"There is now a consultation under way on the new name and an official
announcement is expected in September."

As if the UK's plate wasn't already full enough what with Brexit
looming and all...

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Bob
St Francis would have done better to preach to the cats