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Bruce[_28_]

On Sat, 19 May 2018 16:13:40 -0400, wrote:

>Hanky Panky Rogers wrote:
>>penmart01wrote:
>>>Dave Smith wrote:
>>>>Ed Pawlowski wrote:

>>>>> Being a celebrity may be fun for a day, but then I'd want to go back to
>>>>> being a normal, happy, working stiff. I'm very happy with my life, as is.
>>>>
>>>> That is the older and wiser voice. The thing is that when I was a kid,
>>>> every little girl wanted to be a princess and marry a handsome prince.
>>>
>>> He is as far from a handsome prince as it gets, his only saving grace
>>> is he's not a hunchback... and she's no beauty herself with her Idaho
>>> potato nose and no royal tits so maybe a perfect match.
>>
>>Oh no! Yoose don't like her tits? I bet things don't go well for her.
>
>That's nothing... her tiny tits and potato nose can be fixed...
>wait'll she finds out he's a royal faggot... gauranteed she'll
>bobbetize him.

Would you like us to analyse your wife in the same way?