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Hank Rogers[_2_]

wrote:
> On Sat, 19 May 2018 12:54:27 -0700 (PDT), "Steve 'Rubber Goods' Wertz"
> > wrote:
>
>> Sheldon wrote:
>>
>>> On Sat, 19 May 2018 14:54:10 -0400, Dave Smith
>>> > wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 2018-05-19 2:17 PM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>>>>> On 5/19/2018 2:04 PM, Nancy Young wrote:
>>>>>> On 5/19/2018 1:22 PM, Dave Smith wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> It has been an interesting experience. Women have made a lot of
>>>>>>> advances in the work force and government over the last 50 years.
>>>>>>> Over the last week they have been fixated on a royal wedding, which
>>>>>>> usually involves a young woman becoming a princess or queen.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Oh, yes, you caught us, we want to be princesses. Oik.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> No amount of money could entice me to take on that job.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> nancy
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Being a celebrity may be fun for a day, but then I'd want to go back to
>>>>> being a normal, happy, working stiff. I'm very happy with my life, as is.
>>>>
>>>> That is the older and wiser voice. The thing is that when I was a kid,
>>>> every little girl wanted to be a princess and marry a handsome prince.
>>>
>>> He is as far from a handsome prince as it gets, his only saving grace
>>> is he's not a hunchback... and she's no beauty herself with her Idaho
>>> potato nose and no royal tits so maybe a perfect match.
>>
>> I don't know what the dealie is with these young guys and facial hair, it looks sloppy and dirty...have they never heard, "Did you SHAVE...!!!???"
>
> I shave every day, and I've shaved my wife's pubes for our wedding day
> and I've shaved her pubes squeaky clean every few days since. We both
> prefer her pubes looking like a ten year olds.
>

LOL I bet the audience at yoose wedding got a kick out of dat maw on
yoose mammy.

Dooze yoose shave her ass too?