On Tue, 15 May 2018 18:37:11 -0500, Atticus Finch
> wrote:

>On 15 May 2018 22:46:54 GMT, notbob wrote:
>
>> My new W10 computer is GREAT. Unfortunately, it comes with the
>> crappiest keyboard ever created (HP). It and the mouse are paired and
>> USB 'RC' devices. When I'm on it, I can barely type. It's even worse
>> than my ancient Asus XP eee Netbook keyboard (which is smaller). I
>> gotta look when I 'touch-type', ferchrysakes!
>>
>> Maybe I'm jes getting old, but the split MS 'Natural' keyboard on my
>> old Linux machine is waaaay better. It's literally easier to swap
>> cables on thw newer W10 box to my old Linux box, than to type on that
>> newer W10 box with its crappy keyboard and that insufferable Xananews
>> (yes, Xananews SUCKS!!).
>>
>> Easier to use slrn on my old Linux box than the insanely faster W10
>> box. Plus, I'll NEVER access my financial institution on an MS
>> machine. Geez, MS is in my face, constantly. I even unplug it
>> (pwr/ethernet) when I shut it off. M$ is even trying to get me to
>> sign a 'Terms of Service'(TOS) agreement. As if!
>>
>> And the ads!! Every choice I make on that stupifyingly fast W10 box
>> elicits an ad that wants me to pay more $$! Screw M$ and their crappy
>> OS!!
>>
>> </rant=off>
>
>Take whatever medication it is U need to take and calm your sweet
>little rambling ass down fer chritsakes.
>
>Unplugging network and power cords from a computer that isn't turned
>on is a sign that you need your head examined. Everyone knows you
>just need to wrap it in foil.

Lol, like so:
<http://tpo.nl/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/pvvalu2-530x397.jpg>