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Bruce[_28_]

On Fri, 6 Apr 2018 18:28:42 +0100, Janet > wrote:

>In article >, says...
>>
>> i consider a person a good cook if they
>> rarely make things that can't be eaten.
>>
>> i consider someone an excellent cook if
>> that happens once in a few thousand meals.
>>
>> since i'm pretty sure of what i don't like
>> and don't cook that sort of thing it is very
>> very rare that i can't eat what i cook.
>>
>> i'm not an excellent cook though because i
>> don't take on-demand requests and try to
>> satisfy someone else.
>>
>> that pre-amble said: what have you made
>> that was horrid?
>
> Mushroom and banana omelette :-((
>
> An old friend, very competent cook, told me it was one of his favourite
>comfort foods. I love all three ingredients so gave it a try. It was
>vile.

"Vile?" I don't believe that. You just didn't like it. Nothing an
authentic folk song can't cure. Remember to hold hands.