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tert in seattle

writes:
>We eat a lot of pecan halves in salads. I sometimes make a chicken salad

I skimmed it ... did you chop up too many, and now you are asking what to
do with all these extra chopped pecans?

Here are the top ten things you WON'T do with them:

10. something any normal person would do
9. something even abnormal people would do
8. anything involving a dish that "people around here" won't eat
7. except Chauncey, he'll eat anything
6. eat them as snacks
5. compost
4. food for nonhumans
3. mail them to Sheldon (not to be confused w/#4)
2. return them to the store saying you thought they were walnuts
1. put them in the freezer until you think of something