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U.S. Janet B.

On Mon, 18 Dec 2017 21:11:22 -0500, wrote:

>On Mon, 18 Dec 2017 17:44:08 -0700, U.S. Janet B. >
>wrote:
>
>>On Mon, 18 Dec 2017 18:46:58 -0500, wrote:
>>
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>>>Crank grinding is like patting your head and rubbing your tummy at the
>>>same time, sooner or later the operation goes out of sequence and a
>>>disaster results, especially since crank grinders have a very short
>>>and rather wide feed tube... one third rotatation of the auger can
>>>easily snatch off several fingers in one millisecond... you won't even
>>>know it until you reach for more meat to feed the grinder and you'll
>>>wonder why you can't pick up any meat... it'll take a good 20 seconds
>>>of cranking that handle for your brain to realize that your fingers
>>>are gone because you never felt a thing, and your fingers will never
>>>feel again... you better hope that's not the hand you use to
>>>masturbate.
>>>
>>>Electric grinders have a long narrow feed tube but more importantly
>>>it's a one hand operation, one hand feeds and the other hand can stay
>>>in your pocket playing pool or scratches your unwashed ass.
>>
>>You have got to be kidding!!!!!!!!!!
>
>Typical know nothing desk jocky... I've never yet met an engineer who
>could actually make anything... if not for pencil erasers engineers
>would be homeless. Every manufacturing plant I've ever known the
>custodians had more common sense than the engineers. An engineering
>degree has the value of used TP.

what has engineers to do with me? I'm calling BS on you portrayal of
what happens when someone uses a hand crank grinder. what kind of
family did you come from that they couldn't manage the simplest of
tools?