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"U.S. Janet B." wrote in message
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On Mon, 18 Dec 2017 18:46:58 -0500, wrote:

>On Mon, 18 Dec 2017 12:48:12 -0500, Gary > wrote:
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wrote:
>>>
>>> and hand cranked grinders are dangerous, easy to
>>> amputate a finger or three.

>>
>>Why do you say that, Sheldon? Just because you're cranking it
>>with one hand doesn't mean you'll push the meat down into it with
>>your fingers on the other hand. Even hand crankers should have
>>something to push it in with. If not, make your own gadget for
>>pushing.

>
>Crank grinding is like patting your head and rubbing your tummy at the
>same time, sooner or later the operation goes out of sequence and a
>disaster results, especially since crank grinders have a very short
>and rather wide feed tube... one third rotatation of the auger can
>easily snatch off several fingers in one millisecond... you won't even
>know it until you reach for more meat to feed the grinder and you'll
>wonder why you can't pick up any meat... it'll take a good 20 seconds
>of cranking that handle for your brain to realize that your fingers
>are gone because you never felt a thing, and your fingers will never
>feel again... you better hope that's not the hand you use to
>masturbate.
>
>Electric grinders have a long narrow feed tube but more importantly
>it's a one hand operation, one hand feeds and the other hand can stay
>in your pocket playing pool or scratches your unwashed ass.


You have got to be kidding!!!!!!!!!!

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He is getting so disgusting I don't read him much any more

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