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Default Sqwertz Photo Caption Contest...!!!

On 10/29/2017 4:36 PM, Paul M. Cook wrote:
> "Sqwertz" > wrote in message
> ...
>> On Sun, 29 Oct 2017 16:34:53 GMT, l not -l wrote:
>>
>>> On 29-Oct-2017, Ding - Dong Daddy
>>> > wrote:
>>>
>>>> As we are all well aware, many of Steve's culinary efforts
>>>> possess all the savoir faire of a leaf blower! in fact, one
>>>> might dub him "The John Kuthe of food styling" So here's
>>>> another example. How would you caption this masterpiece:
>>>>
>>>> https://s26.postimg.org/6f63mpahl/we...pizzadream.jpg
>>>>
>>>> The winner will be awarded a free evening's date with Steve -
>>>> YOU pay, natch...!!!
>>>>
>>>> [BONUS point: the object pictured is fully cooked...]
>>>>
>>>> Enjoy, kids ;-D
>>> Caption: Steve's interesting fare is purtier than anything we've
>>> seen from a I'm a ding dong daddy from Dumbass; er, uh, I mean
>>> Dumas.
>>>
>>> Come to think of it, have we seen any food pics from DDD? If
>>> not, is it really a good idea to criticize food pics from
>>> another.
>>> I don't post pics; then again, I don't criticize the pics of
>>> others.
>>> .

>>
>> Poor Greg, still trying to hump me and failing miserably. What the
>> dumb**** realize is that I already posted a picture of that bread here
>> with description. Then he thinks he's sly and lifts my photo off of
>> Facebook, purposely lies about it being fully cooked (it's raw bread)
>> and reposts it on other site (which is illegal) and then posts it here
>> as if it's new news.

>
> Illegal? Call the FBI.


Heh, rhymes with pie...

>> Duh.
>>
>> Having Google not carry my posts is a wise decision. Greg just gets
>> all my sloppy seconds and makes a fool of himself. Go Greg! Here
>> I'll even let Google Groups have this post to make sure you see it.

>
> To be fair your pizza does kind of resemble a prolapsed rectum.


Or an elephant's vagina...