"Gary" > wrote in message ...
> Janet wrote:
>>
>> Julie is shacking up with the gardener she seduced with her cooking.
>
> She seduced him with her cooking?

Picture it Gary. Me, standing out in the yard dressed in something scanty
and lacy and waving a freshly baked batard.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batard

I did actually just bake one.

Scintillating scenario, no?

Ah but then his jealous GF comes after me.

Chapter 2...