Cheri wrote:
>
> "Gary" > wrote in message ...
> > Cheri wrote:
> >>
> >> For the uninformed who don't know the difference between the words "fish
> >> story" and "fishing story" but are still trying to be witty and
> >> wonderful,
> >> yet failing, here ya go. LOL
> >>
> >> Definition of "fish story"
> >>
> >> "an exaggerated or incredible story:
> >> It was just another one of his fish stories."
> >>
> >> Cheri
> >
> > Duh. You had to google it to know that fish/fishing stories
> > usually cover many subjects and are often exaggerated?
> > Still men don't do real fishing stories or if they
> > do, it's a minor conversation in the morning.
> >
> > As long as they come back home to you, be happy.
>
> No, I didn't have to Google it to know what I was writing, but you obviously
> didn't know the difference so I pointed it out to you. Duh.
> A "fish story" would go something like this, I am a male in my 60's and
> still think the young *hotties* find me as irresistable as my ferrets do. A
> "fishing story" would go something like this, I caught a really nice trout
> today, but since I live by myself and my ferret doesn't cook, and since I
> have no friends to exchange "fish stories with," I will give it away and go
> to McDonald's. LOL

That's the most clueless response I've heard here in years.
Young hotties don't want an old guy like me and I do know my
place. I never hit on them but I still admire them. You are
correct though when saying ferrets love me...that's a caring,
loving relationship not about sex or physical attraction.

Your loving husband does admire young hotties but not to worry.
He still loves you and comes home to you. Don't think
differently. No need to try to put me down. I must have hit a
nerve.

You really are becoming quite bitter lately. I see the slow
change in you.

Change for the worst in Sheldon is even more evident. Old ppl!