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On Saturday, August 12, 2017 at 9:00:09 AM UTC-5, Dave Smith wrote:
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> On 2017-08-12 12:31 AM, wrote:
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> > I hope nobody holds back and tells her she's too old to be hanging
> > out those younger guys, even if one is her cousin. And I hope they
> > tell her they don't want to pay for her food orgies.

>
> She does get excluded from a lot of events for a couple reasons. One is
> that she and her husband are quite a bit older. Making a pig of herself
> is another one. She once dropped in on her step sister, who was
> expecting company... invited company. Step sister was a very generous
> hostess who loved to prepare lots of good food when entertaining. BN
> was invited to stay and then she ate all the food before the guests
> arrived.
>

I would have had to speak up and say "STOP! You're not going to eat
e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g before the guests arrive." I truly would have
said that to her.
>
> > Just how BIG is she?

>
> She is 6 feet tall and probably about 350. About 2 years ago she had to
> lose 75 pounds to get a hip replacement. She has since gained it all back.
>

Why doesn't she go in for the stomach reducing surgery? How big is
her husband? Are they both the size of an adult rhinoceros??