On Monday, July 17, 2017 at 2:33:00 PM UTC-4, notbob wrote:
> On 2017-07-17, jmcquown > wrote:
>
> > Isn't that why they invented tree skirts?
>
> I've never even heard of them!
>
> Sounds like an item someone invented soley to lighten yer wallet.
>
> nb

They're more girlie Christmas decoration. You can pay a lot of
money for them if you've a mind, or you can make your own.

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Technically, the length of burgundy satin that I wrap around
the base of my artificial Christmas tree (to hide the rather
ugly stand that came with it) is a tree skirt.

Cindy Hamilton