On Thu, 2 Sep 2004 19:09:18 -0400, "Fudge" > wrote:

> Bash in the skull of one of those curs of uncertain parentage that craps
>on your lawn and barks 24 hrs per day. One that is owned by some
>inconsiderate asshole that chains one of these useless creatures to a tree
>and feeds it better than residents of most third world countries. Roadkill
>is an acceptable alternative. Skin and gut the thing and cut it up into stew
>size pieces. Tenderize with a tire iron. Make a stew with root vegetables or
>cook Chinese style in a wok.
>
>Good Riddance and Bon Apetite
>
>Farmer John

sometime in the early seventies there was a story in *the village
voice* about a man who shot a dog because the dog shat every day in
the doorway of his building. it was accompanied by a recipe for
'sweet and sour doberman.'

your pal,
blake
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>"Ray Gordon" > wrote in message
>news:HpDZc.464$ZS6.303@trndny07...
>> Anyone?
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>> I hear it's popular in the big city Chinese restaurants.
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