Cindy Hamilton wrote in rec.food.cooking:

> On Friday, April 21, 2017 at 5:52:26 PM UTC-4, cshenk wrote:
> > Ed Pawlowski wrote in rec.food.cooking:
> >
> > > On 4/21/2017 12:10 PM, dsi1 wrote:
> > > > On Friday, April 21, 2017 at 3:03:03 AM UTC-10, Cindy Hamilton
> > > > wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > When that famine hits, I'm going to see if I can bring down
> > > > > one of my neighbors. Excellent long pig.
> > > > >
> > > > > Cindy Hamilton
> > > >
> > > > Sounds like a good idea. Jesus tells us that we should love our
> > > > neighbor.
> > > >
> > >
> > > Good point, but would the neighbor be loved more on the
> > > rotisserie or roasted?
> >
> > Try a pit? Then your can leave the leftovers in there and cover
> > with the dirt you removed.
>
> I'd have to just wing the neighbor and make him dig the pit. Our
> ground is too hard for me to dig by hand.
>
> Cindy Hamilton

Snicker!

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