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Blanche Nonken wrote:
> "Bob (this one)" > wrote:
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>>Blanche Nonken wrote:
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>>>Melba's Jammin' > wrote:
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>>>>In article >,
wrote:
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>>>>>"Bob (this one)" > wrote:
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>>>>>>Anny Middon wrote:
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>>>>>>>Bought some canning jars over the weekend, but the only half-pint
>>>>>>>ones available were labelled "jelly jars." I bought them because
>>>>>>>the jar can't know if it's filled with a soft spread or chopped
>>>>>>>tomatoes or pickles.
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>>>>>>Oh, the jars know. They go through special training for that. They'll
>>>>>>report you. I'd be careful. If you're nice to them, they might forget
>>>>>>it.
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>>>>>>Pastorio
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>>>>>Bob, I thought we told you to stay away from the ergot.. And next time
>>>>>I catch you eating the moldy rye bread, I'm gonna spank you.
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>>>>Anything but that, Blanche. Anything! He likes it too much. Think
>>>>Br'er Rabbit in the briar patch.
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>>>OK, then - I won't spank him. No spankings until you shape up, Bob! 
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>>Damn. I hate it when you guys get together and compare notes...
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>>And I was looking forward to an, um, attitude correction.
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> Well.
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> A friend gave me a 13 strand (or something) 4 foot long signal whip as a
> gift a little over a year ago. I could stand some target practice...
Now I'm scared...
Pastorio
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