"Bob (this one)" > wrote:

> Blanche Nonken wrote:
>
> > Melba's Jammin' > wrote:
> >
> >>In article >,
> wrote:
> >>
> >>>"Bob (this one)" > wrote:
> >>>
> >>>>Anny Middon wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>>Bought some canning jars over the weekend, but the only half-pint
> >>>>>ones available were labelled "jelly jars." I bought them because
> >>>>>the jar can't know if it's filled with a soft spread or chopped
> >>>>>tomatoes or pickles.
> >>
> >>>>Oh, the jars know. They go through special training for that. They'll
> >>>>report you. I'd be careful. If you're nice to them, they might forget
> >>>>it.
> >>>>
> >>>>Pastorio
> >>>
> >>>Bob, I thought we told you to stay away from the ergot.. And next time
> >>>I catch you eating the moldy rye bread, I'm gonna spank you.
> >>
> >>Anything but that, Blanche. Anything! He likes it too much. Think
> >>Br'er Rabbit in the briar patch.
> >
> > OK, then - I won't spank him. No spankings until you shape up, Bob!
>
> Damn. I hate it when you guys get together and compare notes...
>
> And I was looking forward to an, um, attitude correction.

Well.

A friend gave me a 13 strand (or something) 4 foot long signal whip as a
gift a little over a year ago. I could stand some target practice...