"T" > wrote in message ...
> On 10/23/2016 12:27 PM, Benderthe.evilrobot wrote:
>> Give them a bag of dried apricots - a fast acting effective
>> laxative.........................................
>
> Especially if they are bright yellow (means they are sprayed
> with sulfides).
>
> Stone fruit is a pretty good choice to avoid them
> getting diabetes.
>
> They probably won't eat them anyway.

They're pretty tasty - I always end up eating enough to give me the shits.

Kids would probably be reluctant till they've tasted a
few...........................

In my first flat - I run out of money the first week I moved in and had no
food.

Then I noticed the derelict pub next door had a plum tree orchard.

All said and done - eating all those plums ended up serving no useful
purpose............................