Grabbed a 500° metal skillet handle. Boy, do I feel stupid!

Left hand is burnt all to shit. Took a percodan (oxy+aspirin) and 3
shots o' Wild Turkey. I gotta put my hand in cold water to wash off
the dried "aloe jell", which my friend swears on. The ice water is
the greatest relief of all. My friend sez the aloe will prevent
blisters and the pain will diminish in 4 hrs. Hell, the burn pain
will subside on its own in 4 hrs.

Boy, do I feel stupid!

(oh, I sed that already)

nb