Ever got a hankering for sending cream cheese to your beat friend while
wearing roller blades?

Well, those fruit boots aint gonna wear themselves, Shirley. Strap them
on and haul asd to Harris Teeter, buy a nice bin o' cheese o' cream,
and chuck it quick at the miniature golf course that used to be across
the street 15 years ago!

NOW RUN

Piece,
Shandle Ropeo (yep, the cousin)

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