On Saturday, August 27, 2016 at 3:00:21 PM UTC-6, cshenk wrote:
> Brooklyn1 wrote in rec.food.cooking:
>
> > Roy > wrote:
> >
> > > For those with difficult husbands:
> > >
> > > A Woman's Poem
> > >
> > > He didn't like the casserole
> > > And he didn't like my cake.
> > > He said my biscuits were too hard...
> > > Not like his mother used to make.
> > >
> > > I didn't perk the coffee right
> > > He didn't like the stew,
> > > I didn't mend his socks
> > > The way his mother used to do.
> > >
> > > I pondered for an answer,
> > > I was looking for a clue.
> > >
> > > Then I turned around and smacked the shit out of him
> > > Like his mother used to do.
> >
> > A womem needn't cook a lick in the kitchen if she can cook and lick in
> > the bedroom. I get tired of hearing the self proclaimed experts claim
> > that most marriages fail over lack of money... that's udder BS... most
> > marriages fail over lack of sex.
>
> Sheldon, you are an idiot. It's obvious you think only with your dick
> which is why you are alone now.
>
> --

Painted himself right into a corner. Shriveled mind...shriveled dick...that's our Brooklyn.
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