Roy > wrote:

>For those with difficult husbands:
>
>A Woman's Poem
>
>He didn't like the casserole
>And he didn't like my cake.
>He said my biscuits were too hard...
>Not like his mother used to make.
>
>I didn't perk the coffee right
>He didn't like the stew,
>I didn't mend his socks
>The way his mother used to do.
>
>I pondered for an answer,
>I was looking for a clue.
>
>Then I turned around and smacked the shit out of him
>Like his mother used to do.

A womem needn't cook a lick in the kitchen if she can cook and lick in
the bedroom. I get tired of hearing the self proclaimed experts claim
that most marriages fail over lack of money... that's udder BS... most
marriages fail over lack of sex.