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Colonel Edmund J. Burke[_13_]

On 6/21/2016 10:20 AM, Skeeter DoW #8 wrote:
> On Tue, 21 Jun 2016 09:49:09 -0700, "Checkmate, DoW #1"
> > wrote:
>
>> In article >,
>> says...
>>
>>
>>>
>>> On 6/20/2016 8:50 AM, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote:
>>>> In article >,
>>>> says...
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> On 6/19/2016 8:24 AM, jmcquown wrote:
>>>>>> Only idiots click on links from phishing emails. I just got this one,
>>>>>> allegedly from Comcast, stating I must click the link to RE-VALIDATE my
>>>>>> email account. Yeah, right.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Dear Comcast User,
>>>>>>
>>>>>> We contacted you to let you know we will close & delete your Account! now
>>>>>> We would like to give you our final notice today before closing this
>>>>>> email Account.
>>>>>> Kindly visit your Account below to Re-validate Account
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> I'm not scared to klick on any link, bozo.
>>>>> If youse gots a good scanner you need not be afeared.
>>>>
>>>> I think email is reel and she is loosing her account. LOL! She gonna
>>>> be rilly pist!
>>>>
>>>
>>> Here's a little sumptin' I wanna let choo folks in on, and it's about
>>> pickles.
>>> Don't never buy them pickles in a plastic jar.
>>> Purdy soon them lil' gherkins taste like plastic.
>>>
>>> Any questions?
>>
>> Have you been jerkin' gherkins again?
>
> Damn you again. I gotta read ahead.
>

How does one 'read ahead'?