Bash in the skull of one of those curs of uncertain parentage that craps
on your lawn and barks 24 hrs per day. One that is owned by some
inconsiderate asshole that chains one of these useless creatures to a tree
and feeds it better than residents of most third world countries. Roadkill
is an acceptable alternative. Skin and gut the thing and cut it up into stew
size pieces. Tenderize with a tire iron. Make a stew with root vegetables or
cook Chinese style in a wok.

Good Riddance and Bon Apetite

Farmer John

"Ray Gordon" > wrote in message
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> Anyone?
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> I hear it's popular in the big city Chinese restaurants.
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