On 4/16/2016 12:10 PM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> On 4/16/2016 9:51 AM, Julie BovINE wrote:
>> Oh, you're funny! All those wild, curious explorers, growing potatoes!
>> I have had gardens most of my life. I just gave up on trying to have
>> one here. Weather doesn't seem to want to cooperate and too many
>> critters eating the stuff. Which was fine as I do like critters.
>> But... That was a rather expensive and time consuming way to feed them.
>
>
> As a teenager I wuz always in trouble. Remember that night we shoved a
> tater up all the neighbor's tailpipes?
> BTW, do you like a potato up yer "tailpipe," my succulent roll??
>

If this ends up leading to the night you TP'd the neighborhood the
sleigh will come in with runners made of rib bones!