On Sat, 09 Apr 2016 12:41:51 -0600, Janet B >
wrote:

>
>I bought some boneless, skinless chicken breasts from Albertsons
>yesterday. They were $1.69/pound. It was a decent price so I got
>what I thought was a package of 8 -- 4 on top and 4 on the bottom.
>Not so. There were only 4 breasts in the package. I've weighed each
>one. 1.5 ounce was the heaviest and 1.4 was the least weighty.

1.5 ounce breasts don't even qualify as breasts unless you're tawking
sparrows.